peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class
truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
593,873 plays

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

j5h:

amoyed:

j5h:

precumming:

I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica