momcult:

huntin for some fresh dick

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letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

I don’t get why everyone says liquid eyeliner is really hard I literally just put some on for the first time ever and it was really easy and it was like perfectly even and winged???????????????/

it wAS BEGINNERS LUCK ABORT ABORT

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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cybercitrus:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 



Good bye reality

amethystendless:

I want to write a book and never describe what the characters look like.  like, i’ll say that they were wearing gorgeous eyeliner, or that their hair was messy, or they had an awesome blue short, but i’d never describe their permanent features.  that would make for some interesting fanart.  not to mention casting for a movie.

then i would post 100% canon fanart that happens to look totally different from how the entire fandom sees them under a pseudonym 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

happiest:

tumblr is the website where you find people hotter than you